Behind the bush

A little boy was in church with his mother when he started feeling ill. 

Little boy: Mommy, can we leave now?

Mother: No

Little boy: Well, I think I have to throw up!!!

Mother: Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush

After about 60 seconds the little boy returned to his seat.
Mother: Did you throw up?

Little boy:  Yes

Mother: How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?

Little boy: I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.'

Why is your mother sitting so silently

Father: Why is your mother sitting so silently??

Son:  Nothing dad, she asked me for lipstick, I heard fevistick

Father: God bless you my son!!

My Dad belive in ghosts

Son : hey dad, do you believe in ghosts ??

Dad : theres no such thing as ghosts

Son : but our maid said theres ghosts...

Dad : pack your bags!!!, meet me out in the car, now!!!

Son : why??

Dad : we don't have a maid !!!!

Grand mother to nurse

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.

When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,

a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

Do You Love Me??

Wife : How much do you love me??

Husband : Well, look at the stars and count them. That is how much I Love you.

Wife : But it's morning.

Husband : Exactly.

Wife is not Feeling Well

Wife: I am not feeling good.

Husband: Its too bad i was thinking to go for shopping.

Wife: I was joking na

Husband: Yeah me too.!

Vanishing Cream and the Kids

During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little kids entered the room absolutely nude and moved slowly around the table. 

The parents were so embarrassed and they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. 

The guests cooperated and continued as if nothing was happening.

After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”