The man applied for a job with a chain food store.
Interviewer: What is your experience with groceries??
Man: Well, I am eating them all the time.
Showing posts with label Interview Questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interview Questions. Show all posts
Interviewing a Young Woman
An executive was
interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to
learn something about her personality,
so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She quickly responded, "The living one."
so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She quickly responded, "The living one."
Poet and Scientist
A poet and a scientist
were traveling together on a plane.
Scientist: I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $5."
Poet: Sorry!! I am busy.
Scientist: Look, if you can't answer it, you give me $5, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50.
Poet: Okay.
Scientist: What is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?
Poet: (took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.)
Scientist: Okay, now it's your turn.
Poet: (The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked) All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?
Scientist: (He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia. As the plane was landing the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.)
Poet: (accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up.)
Scientist: Wait! ,you can't do this to me! What's the answer?
Poet: (The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.)
Scientist: I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $5."
Poet: Sorry!! I am busy.
Scientist: Look, if you can't answer it, you give me $5, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50.
Poet: Okay.
Scientist: What is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?
Poet: (took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.)
Scientist: Okay, now it's your turn.
Poet: (The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked) All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?
Scientist: (He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia. As the plane was landing the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.)
Poet: (accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up.)
Scientist: Wait! ,you can't do this to me! What's the answer?
Poet: (The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.)
Brilliant answers
These are the Brilliant answers of a student who got 0% marks.
Teacher : In which battle did Tipu Sultan die??
Student : His last battle.
Teacher : How do u stop acid indigestion??
Student : Stop drinking acid.
Teacher : What is the main reason of divorce??
Student : Marriage.
Teacher : In which battle did Tipu Sultan die??
Student : His last battle.
Teacher : How do u stop acid indigestion??
Student : Stop drinking acid.
Teacher : What is the main reason of divorce??
Student : Marriage.
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