Showing posts with label Teacher jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teacher jokes. Show all posts

Boy and School Nurse

A boy walks into the school nurse's office.
Nurse: Why are you here??

Boy: I’m sick

Nurse: sick of what??
Boy: The teacher

Teacher and Naughty Student

Teacher : If there are any idiots in the room,
                will they please stand up

Student : (rose to his feet)

Teacher : Now then mister,
                why do you consider yourself an idiot?!

Student : Well actually I don't,
               but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself....

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because, of the sign!

Teacher: What sign?

Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Daddy Fell in Well

Teacher : Write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.



Teacher : 'Johnny' stand up and read your essay.
 
Little Johnny My daddy fell in well last week.

Teacher : Good Lord! (the teacher exclaimed.) Is he OK?

Little Johnny : He must be, "He stopped calling for help yesterday."

Alcohol and Worms

A biology teacher was demonstrating to his students the harmful effects of alcohol. 
He showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.

"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"

An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

Great Answer

Interviewer : Why do we drink water???

Applicant : Because, we cannot eat water!!!!

Teacher Jokes

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Kid: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Kid: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Teacher Jokes

The independence day was approaching, and Miss Hina, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.'

Taimor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'

Teacher's jokes - 2 and 2

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!