A boy walks into the school nurse's office.
Nurse: Why are you here??
Boy: I’m sick
Nurse: sick of what??
Boy: The teacher
Showing posts with label Teacher jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teacher jokes. Show all posts
Teacher and Naughty Student
Teacher : If there are any idiots in the room,
will they please stand up
Student : (rose to his feet)
Teacher : Now then mister,
why do you consider yourself an idiot?!
Student : Well actually I don't,
but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself....
will they please stand up
Student : (rose to his feet)
Teacher : Now then mister,
why do you consider yourself an idiot?!
Student : Well actually I don't,
but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself....
Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Daddy Fell in Well
Teacher : Write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Teacher : 'Johnny' stand up and read your essay.
Little Johnny : My daddy fell in well last week.
Teacher : Good Lord! (the teacher exclaimed.) Is he OK?
Little Johnny : He must be, "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
Teacher : 'Johnny' stand up and read your essay.
Little Johnny : My daddy fell in well last week.
Teacher : Good Lord! (the teacher exclaimed.) Is he OK?
Little Johnny : He must be, "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
Alcohol and Worms
A biology teacher was demonstrating to his students the harmful effects of alcohol.
He showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."
He showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."
Teacher Jokes
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Kid: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Kid: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
Kid: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Kid: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
Teacher Jokes
The independence day was approaching, and Miss Hina, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.'
Taimor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'
Taimor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'
Teacher's jokes - 2 and 2
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!
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