What is your Experience - Interview Jokes

The man applied for a job with a chain food store.

Interviewer: What is your experience with groceries??

Man: Well, I am eating them all the time.

The best answer

The best answer to the question asked in an interview

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?

Candidate: In the mirror as always !!

Great Answer

Interviewer : Why do we drink water???

Applicant : Because, we cannot eat water!!!!

Brilliant answers

These are the Brilliant answers of a student who got 0% marks.

Teacher : In which battle did Tipu Sultan die??
Student : His last battle.

Teacher : How do u stop acid indigestion??
Student : Stop drinking acid.

Teacher : What is the main reason of divorce??
Student : Marriage.

Shifted Their Office

Interviewer : Why did you leave your last job??

Guy : The company shifted their office and ..................... did not tell me where.:D