Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Wedding Jokes : Kid and his Mom

Little kid and his Mom at wedding party,

Kid : "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

Mom : "Because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

Kid :  "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

Great Answer

Interviewer : Why do we drink water???

Applicant : Because, we cannot eat water!!!!

Doctor and the Patient

A patient called the doctor's office for his appointment.

Receptionist : I’m sorry, we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

Patient : But I could be dead by then!

Receptionist : No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

Brilliant answers

These are the Brilliant answers of a student who got 0% marks.

Teacher : In which battle did Tipu Sultan die??
Student : His last battle.

Teacher : How do u stop acid indigestion??
Student : Stop drinking acid.

Teacher : What is the main reason of divorce??
Student : Marriage.

Shifted Their Office

Interviewer : Why did you leave your last job??

Guy : The company shifted their office and ..................... did not tell me where.:D

I was Thinking about...

Yesterday, whole night I was thinking about U.

Today, I was thinking of V.

Tonight, I will definitely think about W,X,Y and then Z.