Mr. Bean Jokes
Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr Bean: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr Bean:
Tourist: Any great man born in this village???
Mr Bean: no sir, only small Babies!!!
While in a drug store
Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (Jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course,do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then,why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mr Bean: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Mr Bean: EVERY YEAR
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how will you escape?
Mr Bean: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Interviewer: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mr Bean: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Interviewer: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?
Mr Bean: All are born on government holidays...!!!
After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr Bean asked his wife,
Mr Bean: Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Mr Bean: In Delhi a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Mr Bean: ZEBRA
Mr Bean: Because it is Black & White
Interviewer: Do U know MS Office?
Mr Bean: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Mr. Bean : (Crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead".
Friend : Condolence,my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : What now?
Mr. Bean : My sister just called,her mom died too!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague : Sorry I'm late.I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That is alright,me too.I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Mr. Bean's Son :
Dad,what is the spelling of 'successful' ...
Is it one 'c' or two 'c's?
Mr. Bean : Make it three 'c's to be sure!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.