Mr. Bean Jokes

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Mr Bean: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr Bean:

Tourist: Any great man born in this village???

Mr Bean: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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While in a drug store

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

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Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (Jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean : Yes of course,do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then,why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Mr Bean: 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Mr Bean:  EVERY YEAR

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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor,

it caught fire and how will you escape?

Mr Bean: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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Interviewer: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Mr Bean: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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Interviewer: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?

Mr Bean: All are born on government holidays...!!!

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr Bean asked his wife,

Mr Bean: Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Mr Bean: In Delhi a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Mr Bean: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Mr Bean: Because it is Black & White

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Interviewer: Do U know MS Office?

Mr Bean: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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MOM

Mr. Bean : (Crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead".

Friend : Condolence,my friend.

After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : What now?

Mr. Bean : My sister just called,her mom died too!

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MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague : Sorry I'm late.I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : That is alright,me too.I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

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SPELLING LESSON

Mr. Bean's Son :
Dad,what is the spelling of 'successful' ...
Is it one 'c' or two 'c's?

Mr. Bean : Make it three 'c's to be sure!

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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

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Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

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