A little boy was in church with his mother when he started feeling ill.
Little boy: Mommy, can we leave now?
Mother: No
Little boy: Well, I think I have to throw up!!!
Mother: Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church
and throw up behind a bush
After about 60 seconds the little boy returned to his seat.
Mother: Did you throw up?
Little boy: Yes
Mother: How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?
Little boy: I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.'
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