Male and Female Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.

Wife: What are you doing?


Husband: Hunting Flies.

Wife: Oh! Killing any?


Husband: Yep, 3 males and 2 females.

Wife: How can you tell which are female and which are male?


Husband: The 3 flies were on a beer can and the 2 flies were on the phone.

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