Old Man and Beautiful Woman

An old man enters into a bar, takes a chair, and starts crying.

Bartender : What’s wrong?

Old man : I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving and my best friend.

Bartender : But that sounds great! So why are crying?

Old man : I can’t remember where I live!

42 comments:

  1. Rayen Hendra22 October 2012 at 13:22

    Hahaha ... : D

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  2. lina@home sweet home22 October 2012 at 22:39

    Poor old man :D

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  3. pkbm cibanggala23 October 2012 at 09:10

    just blogwalking

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  4. Una Fetta Di Paradiso23 October 2012 at 13:21

    Poor old man....ah ah ah!!!!

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  5. Unknown24 October 2012 at 13:12

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  6. Unknown24 October 2012 at 13:13

    haha *thumbs up* i like this one


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  7. Hendra Hacc24 October 2012 at 16:06

    Ha..ha..ha

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  8. Amar24 October 2012 at 18:36

    Great fun , Thnaks for these funny jokes

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  9. cohtran MMPC-VN25 October 2012 at 08:14

    " I can’t remember where I live!"

    " and now I don't know why I live " ( LOL )

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  10. Unknown25 October 2012 at 20:20

    hi thank you for ur visit my blog
    Eid saeed.kol sanaa wa enta toyyiiiibbb :)

    regards
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  11. Dyan25 October 2012 at 20:26

    Haha . . . Masa lupa tempat tinggalnya :D
    Mkasih ya, udh berkunjung ke blog saya!

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  12. Gilang Maldini26 October 2012 at 06:43

    Haaha. LOL ;D
    Jangan lupa visit

    http://algebra99.blogspot.com/

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  13. Bang Oi26 October 2012 at 07:57

    hahahah.

    punya istri cantik, tapi lupa rumahnya dimana.

    salam amburadul

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  14. Free Download Software Full Version26 October 2012 at 12:58

    LOL.,.

    blog walking here.,,.

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  15. panda montel26 October 2012 at 16:57

    hahaha thats funny... hihi revisiting you! :)

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  16. cohtran MMPC-VN27 October 2012 at 09:01

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  17. Apri27 October 2012 at 09:43

    xixix..very nice..thats funny buddy:)

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  18. Ahmad Yazid27 October 2012 at 11:29

    sob.. aku sudah follow blogmu..
    follback ya..
    salam sukses :)

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  19. Unknown28 October 2012 at 16:54

    thats funnys.......

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  20. Ropink29 October 2012 at 09:29

    blogwalking here guys :)

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  21. Infonakke1 November 2012 at 08:52

    visiting back...sebaiknya pake chat box aja sob agar lebih mudah utk para blogwalker simpan jejak

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  22. Ropink2 November 2012 at 06:20

    yang penting tetap semangat blogwalking :)

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  23. rezky2 November 2012 at 10:11

    hahahahah ,,,
    LOL """"

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  24. VINKY BLOG2 November 2012 at 10:13

    So Funny ,,
    VISIT ME TO :::

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  25. Dek Roby2 November 2012 at 13:37

    Hadir berkunjung sob...

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  26. Anonymous2 November 2012 at 20:23

    berkunjung sob

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  27. GuLe Rampoe2 November 2012 at 21:23

    Was here

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  28. Loker2 November 2012 at 21:24

    Beautiful woman :) wkwkkwkwkkw

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  29. crazylitthings3 November 2012 at 17:13

    just blogwalking :D

    haha its funny LOL :)

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  30. Clicksomemore8 November 2012 at 01:48

    lol! I was here...don miss to give me a visit my dear friend...

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  31. Anonymous9 November 2012 at 07:42

    hahahaha nice post

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  32. Syiwa12 November 2012 at 18:02

    mantap.....

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  33. Mull13 November 2012 at 11:27

    RT:05, RW:03, No.10, Jl.Cinta

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  34. VINKY BLOG14 November 2012 at 18:42

    hahah so funny nice ,,,

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  35. Ariiff Rahman Hakim15 November 2012 at 04:28

    Haha Very Funny Nice..

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  36. Unknown26 November 2012 at 12:54

    was here

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  37. Gita26 November 2012 at 22:49

    LOL!!
    hahahahaha
    thanks thanks...

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  38. aJie26 November 2012 at 22:50

    Ngakak
    LOL!!!!

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  39. Unknown4 December 2012 at 12:42

    haha...nice..:) BW http://lifemakemecrazy.blogspot.com/

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  40. Unknown7 December 2012 at 12:47

    poor old man. he is started to forget his wife too

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