Old Man and Beautiful Woman

An old man enters into a bar, takes a chair, and starts crying.

Bartender : What’s wrong?

Old man : I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving and my best friend.

Bartender : But that sounds great! So why are crying?

Old man : I can’t remember where I live!

44 comments:

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  2. Hahaha ... : D

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  5. Great fun , Thnaks for these funny jokes

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  6. " I can’t remember where I live!"

    " and now I don't know why I live " ( LOL )

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  8. Haha . . . Masa lupa tempat tinggalnya :D
    Mkasih ya, udh berkunjung ke blog saya!

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  10. hahahah.

    punya istri cantik, tapi lupa rumahnya dimana.

    salam amburadul

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  11. hahaha thats funny... hihi revisiting you! :)

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  13. xixix..very nice..thats funny buddy:)

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    follback ya..
    salam sukses :)

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  15. visiting back...sebaiknya pake chat box aja sob agar lebih mudah utk para blogwalker simpan jejak

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  16. yang penting tetap semangat blogwalking :)

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  17. Beautiful woman :) wkwkkwkwkkw

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  18. just blogwalking :D

    haha its funny LOL :)

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  19. lol! I was here...don miss to give me a visit my dear friend...

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  20. hahahaha nice post

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  21. RT:05, RW:03, No.10, Jl.Cinta

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  22. LOL!!
    hahahahaha
    thanks thanks...

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  23. haha...nice..:) BW http://lifemakemecrazy.blogspot.com/

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  24. poor old man. he is started to forget his wife too

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