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Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntityDOS
Defective Operating SystemIBM
I Blame Microsoft
WWW
World Wide WaitMACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System HangsPENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of MathematicsMIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor SpeedWINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole SystemMICROSOFT
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